KARA DIOGUARDI HATERS!
Everything on this website is for entertainment purposes only! All the stories are true, and my friend and I are not fans, but this website is supposed to be a joke! Have fun my fellow haters! :)
Also we will be recaping Idol and other Idol news starting this Tuesday!
Kara Dioguardi is the new judge on the most popular show on television, American Idol. American Idol is into its 8th season, and the brought in something called Kara Dioguardi! She isn't really fit to be a judge in my opinion. She writes wonderful songs, but her personality is horrible. She very cocky and full of herself. She thinks she is all that. When she doesn't care for an audition she first calls the person "sweetie" or "honey" and she crushes their dreams! In my humble opinion, Paula Abdul is a waaaaaaay better girl judge than Kara. Hopefully season 8 will be the only season Kara Dioguardi, or whatever her name is, will be on American Idol!
Kara Battles it out with "Bikini Girl"
You have probably heard of Bikini Girl. She auditioned for American Idol, and sadly made it!:(
Bikini Girl's audition didn't go as planned. She was singing her song, when Kara decided she wanted to be rude and interupt Bikini Girl. Kara lectured Bikini Girl that she wasn't singing the song right and blah, blah, blah. Kara started singing and then she told her that was how it was supose to sound. Bikini Girl ended up insulting her, by saying that her singing wasn't very good.
Who do I like more?
Kara Dioguardi: Obnoxious, Rude, Annoying, and Bothering.
Bikini Girl: Flaky, Phoney, Annoying, and Bratty.
They are both SUPER annoying, but Bikini Girl didn't make it past Group Night on Idol! Awwwww... Too bad Kara is still there...
What The Heck?
Yeah Kara DioSomething! You really shouldn't talk so close to the mic... gosh! You are hurting my ears! Plus, what is with those outfits that you wear... UGLY!
Kara's "fat" comment!
This jerk that we call Kara Dioguardi has gone waaaaaaaaay to far this time! She says “I’m looking for someone with a great voice, but if someone is fifty pounds overweight, I have to tell them the reality - that it might hold them back." I got that quote from celebrifi.com, Thanks! It looks like she won't be work with Jennifer Hudson. Anyway Kara, look at all of the heavier celebrities out there: Jennifer Hudson, Mariah Carey, Kelly Clarkson, Jessica Simpson, Randy Jackson (your co-judge), Jennifer Lopez, Jordin Sparks, Queen Latifah, Nikki Blonsky, and Raven Symone. Those are just a few, and look at that Kara, they have all made it MUCH farther than you! F.Y.I Kara, you are not the smallest thing in town. Paula Abdul is waaaay skinnier and waaaay more popular than you too. I am not saying that you're fat, you aren't, but Paula Abdul is skinny and you are just jealous and you want to be like her, but you get haters instead. Awww... GET OVER IT KARA!
12 Fun Ways To Kill Kara Dioguardi!
This is a VERY random list that my friend and I made! (My friend, Emily (Mrs. David Cook) is a fellow Kara Dioguardi Hater! :)
12. Hire a hit man to shoot her!
11. Poison her with the most toxic poison ever, then when she's dead, burn her dead body!
10. Shoot her with 10,000 arrows while she is singing that retarded sonf that she wrote called My Bra. I swear there is actually a song she wrote called my bra... look it up on youtube.
9. Tie her to traintracks right before a train comes. She will scream, try to get free, and then fail! America will laugh right in her face.
8. Simple: Throw her off a cliff that is 3 miles above sea level. That would be a lot of fun!!!!!
7. Boil her in oil and then stab her between her eyes!
6. Burn all of her friggin' ugly clothes WHILE she is wearing them. The blind will be able to see after Kara goes up in flames. It is for a good cause! We have helped the blind! Hooray!
5. Lock her up in a tuberculosis hospital where she can catch numerous diseases. Buahahahahaha... HA!
4. Feed her to a very hungry lion. (He has to be really really hungry, otherwise he wouldn't wnt to eat that jerk!)
3. Throw water on her, she will melt because she is a witch. (She is also a word that rhymes with witch, but begans with a B!)
2. Have her look at herself in the mirror. She will die immeadiately! Face it Kara, Paula is prettier than you inside and out! So, HA!
1. Chop her head off before she opens her big mouth. If you think that is too violent, put her back under the rock where she came from!
That was our list! I bet you can't wait to tryout some of these brillant ideas! BUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
ENGAGED?
What the crap? Kara Dioguardi is engaged? Unfortunetly this is true. She is engaged to some guy named Mike. Here's the story from US Magazine:
"Kara DioGuardi and former school teacher turned general contractor Mike McCuddy were engaged on December 8th while on holiday in Mexico," her rep tells Entertainment Tonight. "No wedding date has been planned."
Wow... that's all I can say... WOW! I feel so sorry for that unlucky man. Why would he be forced to marry someone as vain as Kara Dioguardi. "Look at me I'm Kara Dioguardi. Everyone LOVES me! I am so special." Yeah right, you really need to shut for mouth because nobody cares about your engagment. We heard the story, amazing, now quit talking about it, please.
GROW UP KARA!
On March 30th 2009 the top 9 finalists on American Idol performed! So, of course the "special" Megan "CAWCAW" Joy was performing Turn Your Lights Down Low or something like that by Bob Marley. Anyway, she was getting her comments from Kara when Megan's brother, CJ, called out "Broken record!" to Kara! Kara got really ticked off... and well, just read the news story from US Magazine:
While judge Kara DioGuardi critiqued contestant Megan Joy's performance of "Turn Your Lights Down Low," her brother yelled out, "Broken record!" It startled the judge.
During the break, DioGuardi approached him and the rest of her family. At first, she thought he was yelling "broken record" at his sister. When Joy's brother told her the comment was aimed at her, DioGuardi was taken aback. "I am? Why?" she asked. He then said "packaged artist" could be her "packaged phrase." Upset, she stormed off with her bodyguards.
She approached Joy's brother again during the next break, tapping him on the shoulder. She then said to the people around them, "Can you believe what he said to me?"
It wasn't her only miffed moment. After DioGuardi and low-scoring contestant Anoop Desai clashed over his rendition of Usher's "Caught Up," the show went to commercial and DioGuardi made an annoyed face as she turned away to walk backstage. She then greeted guest Neil Patrick Harris (who was with his beau David Burtka) as he waved wildly from the audience.
GETTING THE COLD SHOULDER FROM SIMON
DioGuardi recently complained on the Ellen DeGeneres Show that the other judges "talk about the clothes" more than the "technical" aspects of a singer's performance. But when contestant Allison Iraheta walked on stage in a poofy red dress and black leggings, DioGuardi ended up commenting on her look. When Simon Cowell remarked that Iraheta resembled "something out of The Addams Family," DioGuardi leaned over and said to him off-mic, "So, you agree with me!" Cowell refused to acknowledge her.
Throughout the show, Cowell and Paula Abdul (who was "upset" over DioGuardi's comments to DeGeneres, says a source) bonded, talking and whispering frequently. After contestant Scott MacIntyre sang, the two cut off DioGuardi's critique by walking backstage with their arms around each other.
MIXING UP CLUB NAMES
The ladies in the audience went crazy after Adam Lambert sang "Play That Funky Music." While Abdul judged his performance, DioGuardi tried to talk to Cowell over Abdul's head. He appeared to ignore her. DioGuardi then made a reference to "Studio 54," but she accidentally called it "Studio 57." As the show went to a break, she cleared up her mistake, making a throat-slashing motion.
Is it too good to be true?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I heard about this interview, I think it was with Simon Cowell, but Kara might not be back next year! Oh Happy Days! Yeah, Simon has been hinting that Kara will not be back next year. I really really really hope that's true! I am sure most of America will be super happy and full of joy once that witch leaves. She adds nothing to the show what so ever. So, please American Idol, give us our favorite show back. I am tired of muting the TV when ever she talks.I can't wait for season 9, but America has to crown Season 8s winner. (GO ADAM OR DANNY!)
And the winner is....
Kris Allen has won Idol! Yay! I voted like crazy. I loved Kris, and I also wanted to tick off Kara! You can tell that Kara wanted Adam Lambert or Danny Gokey (woot woot) to win. She was crying so hard when Danny Gokey was voted off. Kara never cries, Paula.... allllll the time, but honestly, KARA???? Why does she cry. Oh well!
Anyway, Kris won! I loved Kris. He deserved to win!
Give it up!
You saw the finale. WHAT THE FRIG KARA! You are still upset over Bikini Girl. Yeah you have a good voice, but you don't need to show everybody that you are better than her! (YOU REALLY ARN'T THAT MUCH BETTER) I still think your personality sucks! :( sorry! Here is the story from US Magazine:
Bikini girl
Katrina Darrell thinks
Kara DioGuardi made a fool of herself during their surprise duet on Wednesday's
American Idol finale.
"I don't think she got the reaction she was hoping for. I think she probably thought I would cry or get mad, and I didn't -- I played it off," Darrell smirks to
RadarOnline.com.
"Looking back at the tape, she just made herself look stupid. She didn't make me look stupid," she continues.
DioGuardi and Darrell have been feuding since the judge slammed her performance of
Mariah Carey's "Vision of Love" during her audition. At Wednesday's finale, Darrell performed the song (again, in a bikini -- but now with breast implants) and was surprised by DioGuardi joining her for a duet midway through.
The judge even showed off her own two-piece after
Ryan Seacrest dared her and promised to make a donation to her favorite charity.
Darrell says producers cut her microphone off as DioGuardi joined her on stage -- but she struggled to keep her composure.
"I knew there were 100 million viewers, so I couldn't cry," she says. "I couldn't get mad. I just had to smile and deal with it.
"I think they [show producers] tested me. I think I did really well considering all that I went through," Darrell went on.
Darrell's sister wasn't so nice backstage after their performance.
"We were walking and [Kara] said, 'Oh sweetie, I hope you didn't take anything personally.' I rolled my eyes, and my sister said, 'Hey, next time you try to upstage my sister, get a spray tan! How old are you? 45 or 50?'" Darrell says. "I looked back and shrugged. She kind of said what I was thinking!"
For the record, who does Darrell think looks better in a bikini?
"Well, I'm not 50 years old, and I do spray tan!" Darrell says, laughing, of the 39-year-old
Idol judge
I have nothing to say about this, except... Kara, I think that it is okay that you did this to Bikini Girl, if you weren't such a jerk at the beginning of the season! Unfourtunetly, you are still are one!
No Boundaries... Worst Song Ever!
If Kara thinks she is a good song writer, then "Dream On"! This song is a huge pile of CRAP! Here are the lyrics from showstalker.com
Seconds hours so many days
You know what you want but how long can you wait
Every moment last forever if you feel you’ve lost your way
What if your chances are already gone
Started believing that I could be wrong
But you give me one good reason
to fight and never walk away
Coz hear I am — still holding on!
Every step you climb another mountain
Every breathe its harder to believe
You’ll make it through the pain (or through all your aches and pains)
Weather the hurricane
To get to that one thing
When you think the road is going nowhere
Just when you’ve almost gave up on your dreams
Then take it by the hand and show you that you can
You can go higher
You can go deeper
There are no boundaries
Above and beneath you
B-reak every rule coz there’s nothing between you
and your dreams
Every step you climb another mountain
Every breathe its harder to believe
Well, good for Kara... yay! Hurricane!
Kara Dioguardi Says That Adam Lambert Is Gay!
Breaking News: Not actually it isn't that important, but Kara Dioguardi is now saying that Adam Lambert is gay. Well, as if we didn't know before. I think everyone can tell that he is a flaming homosexual! It is not a shock. (Keep in mind that we like Adam Lambert very much!) Anyway, Kara was at an interview with Barbra Walters (I guess the couldn't get anyone else, I mean, why would they want her?) when she said this:
American Idol judge
Kara DioGuardi has set the record straight on
Adam Lambert's buzzed-about sexuality: He's gay.
"I don't think that Adam was ever in [the closet]," she says in a taped interview airing Friday on ABC's
The View. "I think he was always openly out."
Walters then asked again if Lambert -- who has never publicly said he's gay -- "was always openly out."
"I think he was," DioGuardi replies. "I mean, from what I've seen ... I do. I never thought he wasn't."
Asked by Barbara Walters whether Lambert's perceived sexuality may have influenced Idol voters, DioGuardi says, "Well, first of all, I hope not ... because we should be judging on talent and viability in the music industry and they both [Lambert and winner
Kris Allen] had that."
Lambert has so far skirted questions about his sexuality (although he is rumored to announce he's gay in an upcoming issue of
Rolling Stone).
"I know who I am," he recently told
Entertainment Weekly.
"I'm an honest guy, and I'm just going to keep on singing," added the 27-year-old San Diego native, who has appeared on websites dressed in drag.
Simon Cowell previously told
TV Guide that
Idol has "never had an issue" with Lambert's sexuality and called it a "huge step forward" -- but never revealed if he's out.
This is from UsMagazine.com
So, good for Adam, he is proud of who he is. Lets just say he isn't gay (which he probabaly is), but what if he wasn't. Kara would be accussing poor Adam of something he's not!
Kara Sings Lost By Faith Hill
I found this video of Kara Dioguardi singing Lost by Faith Hill on youtube. Yes, as much as we hate her, we have to say she is very good. There are a couple things that I want to point out:
1. She just broke every rule of grammar in this video!
2. She wrote this song while she was drunk (wonderful!)
Here is the link to the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBKszP4ZGJwVery Funny Kara Dioguardi Search Suggestions From Google
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Wow... those are just a few, people just hate Kara!!! Yes!
KARA'S GETTING MARRIED... AWWW DANG!
Poor husband... Why does he get stuck with her. Apparently he's been living with her for about year. So sweet, they moved in together... SLUT!
Kara Weds..... Poor Husband!
Well, Kara Dioguardi... or is she Kara McCuddy now... who cares? Here is the story from US Magazine.com:
American Idol judge
Kara DioGuardi wed longtime boyfriend, contractor Mike McCuddy, Sunday in Prospect Harbor, Maine,
Usmagazine.com has confirmed.
Pastor Scott Nurse, Sr. - who officiated the ceremony at the Prospect Harbor Methodist Church - told
Us their wedding was "very sweet."
"They are absolutely in love with each other," he told
Us. "When I told him he could kiss the bride, everybody cheered. It was a very close, small family-type service."
The 20-minute ceremony was attended by 30 of the couple's closest friends and family members -- but not her
Idol peers.
"I don't think they'd appreciate an invitation to Prospect Harbor, Maine," the bride told
Us last month at the 40th annual Songwriters Hall of Fame Ceremony in New York City. "I can't really see
Simon Cowell landing in Prospect Harbor. I don't think that would happen."
DioGuardi and McCuddy
got engaged last December while on vacation in Mexico. They announced their engagement the day of her
Idol debut on the show's eighth season premiere Jan. 13.
The newly married
Idol judge will join colleagues Cowell,
Paula Abdul,
Randy Jackson and
Ryan Seacrest to audition
season nine hopefuls later this summer.
She also said in another interview" It feels so good when he touches me!" Nasty Kara... just plain nasty! On the bright saide, at least one person loves this
troll... excuse me I mean woman!The BEST Song Ever!
This is the Offical Kara Hate Song by Michael Slezak from entertainmentweekly.com. This song get better and better everytime I read it.
They’re bringing Kara back to Idol
I say ‘no, no, no!’
The fourth judge is wack
Come on, what the frak?
You know know know
Ken Warwick tell me why
You want to make your cash-cow die
They’re bringing Kara back to Idol
When she should go go go
I’d rather watch someone who’s able
Not some wench who bangs the table
‘Cause there’s nothing
There’s nothing she can teach me
Since she don’t know from early Aerosmith
I want my Idol fine and dandy
So they’ll also have to kick out Randy
They’re bringing Kara back to Idol
I say ‘no, no, no!’
Please give her the sack
Paula’s stabbed in the back
That’s low low low
Could this news be one big tease?
Never forget ‘No Boundaries’
They’re bringing Kara back to Idol
But she should go go go